I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
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he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back