The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...