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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.

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(405): We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out. http://tfl.nu/ia59

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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ

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(405): I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ http://tfl.nu/wml8

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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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(405): Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween http://tfl.nu/jypy

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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.

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(405): He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left. http://tfl.nu/juzo

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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

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Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

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I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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(817): Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house. (405): Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box. (817): I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift. http://tfl.nu/erp5

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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(405): It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother. http://tfl.nu/gdyr

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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester

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(405): just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester http://tfl.nu/cozs

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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top

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(405): New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top http://tfl.nu/zi79

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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.

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(405): Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable. http://tfl.nu/luso

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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.

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(405): I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost. http://tfl.nu/voez

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I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

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Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

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(405): I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo (918): Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought http://tfl.nu/a8il

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I accidentally burped into my bong.

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(405): I accidentally burped into my bong. http://tfl.nu/o9u9

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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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(405): I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again. http://tfl.nu/ydjf

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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...

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(405): please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin... http://tfl.nu/m01o

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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?

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(405): She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip? http://tfl.nu/6lx8

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