New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I accidentally burped into my bong.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her