Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.