too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me