They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical