Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.