maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?