oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Plan B is the new Plan A
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
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YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
look no pants
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4