can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes