She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.