Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is