Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea