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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.

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(310): i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details. http://tfl.nu/0mu6

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omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

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Whats your twitter name

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(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter (310): Whats your twitter name http://tfl.nu/jdyv

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it's too hot outside to masturbate.

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(310): it's too hot outside to masturbate. http://tfl.nu/dql5

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she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.

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ewwww. she might as well have a dick.

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(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol. (1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick. http://tfl.nu/aucq

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So how was last night?

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Let's just say I danced with the devil

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Huh?

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I'm going to Hell for sure

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(310) So how was last night? (1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil (310) Huh? (1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure http://tfl.nu/oh5v

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your room smells of hookers.

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And success

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(310): your room smells of hookers. (904): And success http://tfl.nu/jlzy

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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(310): its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off http://tfl.nu/w0tm

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dude i need help, im throwing up blood.

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no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.

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oh, so thats why my junks red.

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wow. cant help you there...

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(310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood. (323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up. (310): oh, so thats why my junks red. (323): wow. cant help you there... http://tfl.nu/yeir

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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(310): I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set http://tfl.nu/e5hl

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All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive

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(310): All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive http://tfl.nu/gj7g

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Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

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You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

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So...no?`

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(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___? (310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend? (323): So...no?` http://tfl.nu/oqmx

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My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...

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(310): My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one... http://tfl.nu/9s73

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Swine flu. Run for my life!

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(310) Swine flu. Run for my life! http://tfl.nu/6pt3

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Ambien. No doubt about it.

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(310) Ambien. No doubt about it. http://tfl.nu/jq44

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it was a shit show

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We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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(310): it was a shit show (917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet. http://tfl.nu/uvin

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