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Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
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