Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
your room smells of hookers.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
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