its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better