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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section http://tfl.nu/5gr0

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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off

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(215): you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off http://tfl.nu/9bti

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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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omg no way im finding him!

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he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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(215): drug dealer added me on facebook, win ? (1-215): omg no way im finding him! (215): he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke. http://tfl.nu/whoh

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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

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Wrong number and your a loser

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(215): It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular (610): Wrong number and your a loser http://tfl.nu/k831

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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.

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(215): He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad. http://tfl.nu/mg0o

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do herpes really smell.

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(215): do herpes really smell. http://tfl.nu/wcbx

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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.

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(215): i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are. http://tfl.nu/vh2p

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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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(215): i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b http://tfl.nu/ogbj

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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."

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(215): I was like, "um, that's my butthole." http://tfl.nu/5utz

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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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(215): He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax." http://tfl.nu/odgz

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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.

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(215): her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying. http://tfl.nu/86vj

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May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night

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(215): May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night http://tfl.nu/fpxb

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saw you walking with that piece of shit

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and that piece of shit just read that

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(215): saw you walking with that piece of shit (267): and that piece of shit just read that http://tfl.nu/lre4

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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks

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(215): i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks http://tfl.nu/79xy

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