I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.