It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!