He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.