I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club