Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.