You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars