There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her