Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!