remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.