I will die if light touches me.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
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remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.