Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.