I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.