Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.