The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Small penises have feelings too.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru