just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free