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She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!

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(312): She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon! http://tfl.nu/58y3

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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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(312): Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired. http://tfl.nu/6uiz

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omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies

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Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.

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(312): omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies (815): Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more. http://tfl.nu/camm

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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points. http://tfl.nu/1rgb

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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!

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Did someone propose they get off the stage?

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(312): awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!! (708): Did someone propose they get off the stage? http://tfl.nu/mqed

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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(312): I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk http://tfl.nu/cjl6

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You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

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(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend? http://tfl.nu/xot8

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i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.

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(312): i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude. http://tfl.nu/vz4x

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You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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How come?

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Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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(312): You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on (384): How come? (312): Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message http://tfl.nu/r9u6

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Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.

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You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal

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(312): Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight. (773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal http://tfl.nu/9vmu

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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

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you mean his girlfriend

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(312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl (313): you mean his girlfriend http://tfl.nu/d9fr

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I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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(312): I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night? http://tfl.nu/ityh

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So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5

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Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy

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(904): So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5 (312): Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy http://tfl.nu/43t9

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How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?

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(312): How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick? http://tfl.nu/oq47

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Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.

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(312): Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story. http://tfl.nu/ckvj

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