he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore