she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar