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Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.

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(801): View more from Utah

New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"

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(813): View more from Florida

I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Couch. On fire.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire

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(330): View more from Ohio

it wasnt that bad

(1-330): View more from Ohio

you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad

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