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• (772): View more from Florida

  Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends

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  I hate you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  only i would get cock blocked by a cop

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"

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