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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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