if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.