I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.