it's great music for shaving your balls
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you