Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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