dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.