First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.