I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.