Church boner. Awkwardddd
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
These 28 Incredible Photos Are Some Of The Most Powerful Images In History
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.