I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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