I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Be still, my beating vagina.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."