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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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