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Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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