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(813): View more from Florida

It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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(406): View more from Montana

Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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(210): View more from Texas

I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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(801): View more from Utah

Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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(518): View more from New York

You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops

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