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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.

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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now

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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

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It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills

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