i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?